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Photo Caption Challenge: NBA All-Star Edition!

Posted on: February 22, 2011 10:34 am
 
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February Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 16
2. BuccinGator - 15
3. bluenosecanuck - 11
4. Mister Peabody - 8
5. D2Moo - 4
5. PheasantPlucker - 4
6. Buuba J - 3
7. teets3 - 2
8. LTisntThatGood - 1
8. Syd Lash - 1
8. Zackcago - 1
8. Jedi Trainer - 1

JOE POINTS - 3

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (7), BuccinGator (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (3), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
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Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: February 23, 2011 12:51 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: NBA All-Star Edition!

Zack almost squeaked out a two-point day on his "no fair" set. New kid is coming on strong!


teets3
1. Series of texts just sent by Lil Wayne inadvertantly to himself: "Yo, I'm at the Super Bowl. I think they're playing with a different ball this year!" "The old Asian man sitting to my left is peeping at my texts!" "The hot dog I ordered looks like yellow packing peanuts, but the sh*t tastes good!" "I don't think these headphones are working - I can't hear none of this damn music!" "Damn it! I hate it when my flip flops come untied!!!!"

Zackcago
2. Gene Simmons at the NBA Allstar game (left) identifying the cameraman who molested him as a young boy. Police tackled the man, but he escaped and was found later and arrested wearing a red mascot suit with stains on the front of it.

teets3
3. Later, to the delight of the crowd, Lenny snapped the boy's neck.  He explained that he thought the boy was a bunny, and he was merely trying to pet the bunny.

River_Rat
4. Actually Steven, if we did Walk This Way, people might think were were Back In The Saddle, with Sweet Emotion(s) for a guy wearing Pink, which some might attribute to the Devil's Got A New Disguise.  This would really upset my girlfriend, which is scary because Janie's Got A Gun.  Besides I love my little Rag Doll, especially when we Come Together.

PheasantPlucker
#5Peanut butter never was a vey good lube.


bluenosecanuck
Photo-caption contest put to theme music, provided by Aerosmith:

#1  Jaded
#2  Crazy
#3  Dream on
#4  Walk this way
#5:  Sweet Emotion


February Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 17
2. BuccinGator - 15
3. bluenosecanuck - 12
4. Mister Peabody - 8
5. PheasantPlucker - 5
6. D2Moo - 4
6. teets3 - 4
7. Buuba J - 3
8. Zackcago - 2
9. LTisntThatGood - 1
9. Syd Lash - 1
9. Jedi Trainer - 1

JOE POINTS - 3

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (7), BuccinGator (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (3), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: February 22, 2011 11:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: NBA All-Star Edition!

1.  Lil Wayne always hated being short.  Even as he got older NBA teams would invite him to games then stick him in the kid's section, usually next to some fat, rich, white 13 year old Duke fan who didn't know who he was.

That's better, although having to do it over rarely improves what little humor is in the post.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: February 22, 2011 11:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: NBA All-Star Edition!

1.  Lil Wayne always hated being short.  Even as he got older NBA teams would invite him to games then stick him in the kid's section, usually next to some fat, rich, white 13 year old an Duke who didn't know who he was.

2.  The Kings, in order to make their attendence look better, started sticking life size cardboard cutouts of celebrities and their families into empty seats.

3.  This is what happens when hip moms get together and dress their kids alike for All-Star games.

4.  Steven almost didn't make it to the game that evening.  It seems someone removed the screen covering his shower drain, and his skinny ass almost ended up in the sewer system.

5.  Just another reason why Bennie the Bull was the horniest of all the NBA mascots.



Since: Feb 3, 2007
Posted on: February 22, 2011 10:46 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: NBA All-Star Edition!

1. Lil Wayne (right) and his overweight upper middle class protoge, Fat Neil.

2. Gene Simmons at the NBA Allstar game (left) identifying the cameraman who molested him as a young boy. Police tackled the man, but he escaped and was found later and arrested wearing a red mascot suit with stains on the front of it.

3. So I said, 'gimme the whole front row to myself cause I'm gonna milk this fame for all it's worth before I'm all washed up like Lenny Kravitz'

4. I think my fingernails just severed the artery in my leg. (waachaatchaataataa!)


5. Why don't you look me in the eyes anymore? I know they're sewn on but, I still feel used.





Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: February 22, 2011 10:15 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: NBA All-Star Edition!

#5Peanut butter never was a vey good lube.




Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: February 22, 2011 9:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: NBA All-Star Edition!

Peanut butter never was a vey good lube.



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: February 22, 2011 7:26 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: NBA All-Star Edition!

#3.  Lenny made sure Justin got his first coke booger!



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: February 22, 2011 7:18 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: NBA All-Star Edition!

#2.  She was so transfixed on Gene's fireball that she hadn't noticed the whole leftside was singed back.



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: February 22, 2011 7:05 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: NBA All-Star Edition!

#4.  The toys are still in the attic, but Steven plays a quick round of Porno-Pocket PacMan.



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: February 22, 2011 6:56 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: NBA All-Star Edition!

#5.  She was suprised when the stick of Trident caused two new cavities to form.


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