The Royal Rooters

Views:      
 
 
-

The Royal Rooters

March 10, 2011 8:34 pm

You know Stats, I laugh when I'm at the Stadium sitting in the last row in the top about 1000 feet away from home plate. The seats on the row in front of you all have the "Beware of bats and balls". Maybe in the steroid era I'd be aware but not in todays game.
hsengine2
SinceJan 31, 2010
-

The Royal Rooters

March 10, 2011 10:10 pm

Hey Rooters

sorry i've been MIA

been super busy and well not felt like being around lots of people the last little bit


hope everyone is doing well
berlyn3014
SinceMar 23, 2007
-

The Royal Rooters

March 10, 2011 10:24 pm

BERRRRRR. Hope you're feeling better. Just as busy here, tough to find time to spend on the boards just a little here and there. Maybe once the regular season starts more will be here. Heard from Jake? Hope he's doing good also.


hsengine2
SinceJan 31, 2010
-

The Royal Rooters

March 10, 2011 10:31 pm

thanks hse

no, not heard a thing from Jake

wondering about him and his wife.

you doing ok?
berlyn3014
SinceMar 23, 2007
-

The Royal Rooters

March 10, 2011 10:35 pm

No complaints here Ber. Getting ready for my trip to Florida in a couple weeks. Can't wait!

hsengine2
SinceJan 31, 2010
-

The Royal Rooters

March 10, 2011 10:38 pm

sounds like fun

think we are finally finished with girl scout cookies here

we have an event in 2 weeks too.

berlyn3014
SinceMar 23, 2007
-

The Royal Rooters

March 10, 2011 10:43 pm

Events can be fun. My wife came home from work with about a dozen boxes of Girl Scout cookies the other day. I just shook my head and smiled. Ended up giving a few boxes to the neighbors so at least I don't have to worry about polishing em off by myself.

 

I gotta run, nice seeing you. We'll catch up soon!


hsengine2
SinceJan 31, 2010
-

The Royal Rooters

March 10, 2011 10:58 pm

haha

got lucky on giving them away

have a good one!
berlyn3014
SinceMar 23, 2007
-

The Royal Rooters

March 11, 2011 10:25 am

Yah Hey!

Nice car Berlyn, need a new paint job though!

Feel free everyone to talk smack on the ESPN Rooters boards.

Entry #1: Good luck Hsen with Zabranno!

HansLanda
SinceJun 25, 2010
-

The Royal Rooters

March 11, 2011 11:54 am

Heya, Hans.. welcome back.  Daytime has been a desert - good to see folks here.  I'm watching cars wash away in Japan, trucks making a fast U-turn to avoid a highway section totally gone, some anazing videos.  Waiting to hear from my brother in Hawaii, though they seem ok with a wave not too tall (so far).  8.9 is huge.  Does this mean Godzilla gets lose again?
StatGuy
SinceAug 14, 2009
-

The Royal Rooters

March 11, 2011 4:19 pm

SG, I was about to complain that Albert was gone, but then I carefully examined the eye...
So, the beginning of another exciting American League East seaosn is just around the corner. We have the top two, Yankees and Red Sox, a declining Rays squad, and an improving Blue Jays and Orioles. The Red Sox, on paper look like favorites; one hundred wins are certainly possible. But it comes down to health. Will Jacoby Ellsbury stay healthy as well as Dustin Pedroia? Is Adrian Gonzalez the missing piece at first base? Will Josh Beckett right the ship after an underperforming season last year? Who is going to emerge as the closer? Will Jonathon Papelbon be gone after this season? 

All I can say is, PLAY BALL!
lute_rulez
SinceNov 4, 2006
-

The Royal Rooters

March 11, 2011 5:08 pm

rulez:  yes, avi is an update (like the glisten on the cornea?) but yes, still has an homage to Al, the statguy of understatement.  Your revie looks correct on AL east teams, and especially the DL issue.  Look at who's fallen so far.  And the Yanks Bi-polar pitching, age and treacherya hard mix with youth and out-over-the-plateness.  On Sox, my guess is Josh Beckett will falter (like A.J. Burnett, beats himself up headcase), Ellbury fragile, Pedroia healthier.  Paps is like Beckett, and head might be elsewhere.

Play ball, and let's see you more here.

StatGuy
SinceAug 14, 2009
-

The Royal Rooters

March 11, 2011 11:05 pm

hey Rooters.

Hans, the theme for this past week has been purple muscle cars.

the new theme for this next week is Cheetos. lol


How is everyone?
berlyn3014
SinceMar 23, 2007
-

The Royal Rooters

March 12, 2011 9:21 am

Thanks Ber, now I have some craving for some.

 

Off to the quickie mart Smile. Cheetos and beer for breakfast.

HansLanda
SinceJun 25, 2010
-

The Royal Rooters

March 12, 2011 7:46 pm

It looks as though those Red Sox are looking to deal several well known names:

The Red Sox are busy making several players available for trade, reports Gordon Edes of ESPN Boston. Players thought to be available include right-handers Daisuke Matsuzaka (pictured) and Tim Wakefield along with outfielders Mike Cameron or Darnell McDonald and shortstop Marco Scutaro .

Out of these names, Matsuzaka is both the most well-known and also unlikeliest to be traded. After taking America by storm his first two seasons in town -- nabbing a ring in his rookie campaign back in 2007 -- Matsuzaka has struggled with injuries, integrating himself into the clubhouse and being completely ineffective as his 11.42 ERA in three spring training starts reveals.

"His rhythm was all out of whack,'' the source who indicated Dice-K was on the block said.

--

Roll the Dice?  Snooze the Wake?  Test the Mike?  EIEIO Old McDonald?  Scoot the Scutaro?   my my my



StatGuy
SinceAug 14, 2009
-

The Royal Rooters

March 13, 2011 3:57 pm

Ber:  I know you've had slow page loading here in the past.  I have a help  -  go to your account page, look on the upper right, click on "turn on cbs sports beta"..  all tabs will load better as I see it.  You can always turn it back off in the same place.  I'm trying it now and so far so good.  (by the time you read this, you're PC will be controlled by pupilary movement, I'm afraid)..


StatGuy
SinceAug 14, 2009
-

The Royal Rooters

March 13, 2011 11:04 pm

And now..........for an alternative news brief...........:).


A University of Minnesota booster has been banned from the campus' Sports Pavilion and Williams Arena for one year after punching the school's beloved mascot Goldy Gopher, the Star Tribune reported Thursday.

 

Douglas Dokken, a 60-year-old math professor at the University of St. Thomas in Saint Paul, lost his cool with the buck-toothed mascot after Goldy sat behind him and began tapping on his shoulder during a men's gymnastics meet Saturday night.

 

"You know, it's the old trick where you tap people on the wrong shoulder and they turn and don't see you because you're on the other side," Goldy's coach, Mike Elder, told the Tribune.

 

Goldy had reportedly played the trick on other fans, inducing smiles and laughter from the kids trailing behind him.

 

But Dokken had no initial reaction to the furry fan favorite. It was only after Goldy made a third attempt to get the math professor's attention that Dokken suddenly turned and punched the mascot, knocking him back into the bleachers.

 

"The kids went from laughing to screaming because they were right there," Elder said. "[Goldy] was shocked."

 

Elder told the Tribune that Dokken then stood over the reeling gopher before delivering another blow to his oversized noggin.

 

gatordude_1
SinceDec 17, 2006
-

The Royal Rooters

March 13, 2011 11:09 pm


And now, for the weekly Josh Beckett emulation award......:).


A female fan was taken out on a stretcher at Osceola Stadium in Kissimmee, Fla., Saturday after she was knocked out by a foul ball off the bat of Baltimore Orioles first baseman Jake Fox, MLB.com reported.

 

Adding to the drama, her husband fainted as she was being taken to an Orlando hospital, a witness said, while the incident caused a 15-minute stoppage in the game against the Houston Astros.

Fox hit the line drive down the left-field line in the top of the seventh inning, the ball striking the unidentified woman in the head, near her right eye.

"It was real scary," Astros manager Brad Mills said. "I know the game stopped, but our hearts stopped, too."

The woman was sitting near the Astros bullpen, and catcher Carlos Corporan saw the ball hit her, adding she was not watching play at the time because she was conversing with her husband.

"They were talking to each other, and somebody yelled, 'Watch out!'" said Corporan. "She turned right as the ball hit her in the eye. As soon as the ball hit her, she passed out. She had a really bad cut in the eye."

 

Corporan said the woman regained consciousness and was responding to paramedics when she was on the stretcher. The extent of her injuries were unknown.

"If you're going to come to the ballpark, you can have fun, but you have to pay attention or the ball can kill somebody," Corporan warned. "It could be a really sad moment, you know? It was really, really hard today."

gatordude_1
SinceDec 17, 2006
-

The Royal Rooters

March 13, 2011 11:13 pm

And, the one we've all been awaiting this week.  The weekly Zack Grienke emulation award.....:).


Rockies right-hander Aaron Cook fractured bones in the ring finger on his throwing hand and will be out indefinitely.

Rockies manager Jim Tracy made the announcement after Colorado's 4-3 victory over theKansas City Royals on Friday.

Cook, already on the shelf with shoulder stiffness, caught the finger in a door. His nail was scattered and X-rays revealed the fracture.

''It will be at least a few weeks minimum,'' Tracy said. ''From what I understand he caught the finger in a house door when he reached back to try and catch it.''

Cook opened the spring as the Rockies' No. 4 starter but suffered a setback in the second week of camp when he felt tightness in his right shoulder. He had been on a throwing program until his latest mishap.

Tracy said Jason Hammel will move into the fourth spot in the rotation, while the fifth spot is up for grabs among several pitchers, including right-handers Esmil Rogers and Clay Mortensen.

Tracy also said catcher Chad Moeller was given his unconditional release.

''We decided to let Chad move on,'' Tracy said. ''We did not feel like he was going to be a fit. We wanted to do this now so he can look for another opportunity.''

Meanwhile, Jorge De La Rosa will not make his scheduled start Sunday as a precaution. De La Rosa complained of tightness in his back.

gatordude_1
SinceDec 17, 2006